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FUCK MY LIFE

Geplaatst op 01-04-2009 om 00:57.

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www.fmylife.com, ik check deze site minstens 5 keer per dag op nieuwe posts. wie heeft nog genante zielige dingen meegemaakt?
reageren met i agree ur life is fucked, of u deserved that one.

dont forget to vote...

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Geplaatst op: 14-05-2009 om 20:21.

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Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 17-05-2009 om 16:19.

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Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 29-05-2009 om 11:35.

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Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Wow, rocket scientist!

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 06-06-2009 om 22:30.

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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Geplaatst op: 11-06-2009 om 02:58.

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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Alard

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Geplaatst op: 26-06-2009 om 14:36.

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

..... mijn dag is weer goed.

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 30-06-2009 om 17:42.

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? We're lesbians. FML

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Tim van Rooijen

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Geplaatst op: 30-06-2009 om 17:51.

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Waarom schrijft iedereen engels?]
en ik snap de lol er niet van

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Geplaatst op: 30-06-2009 om 22:32.

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MitmaN zei: Waarom schrijft iedereen engels?]
en ik snap de lol er niet van

nieuw hier zeker

. ga dan maar naar klik hier!

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andrea hagg

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Geplaatst op: 30-06-2009 om 22:44.

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haha deze uit Nederland

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML
#3360429 (35)I agree, your life is f***ed (4581) - you deserved that one (1679)
On 06/30/2009 at 5:23am - health - by Ginny (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 02-07-2009 om 16:52.

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Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 23-08-2009 om 23:49.

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Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

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andrea hagg

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Geplaatst op: 05-09-2009 om 20:09.

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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Geplaatst op: 11-09-2009 om 12:58.

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Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone that day because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

IK GING STUK hahaha

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Alard

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Geplaatst op: 11-09-2009 om 13:06. Gewijzigd op 11-09-2009 om 13:06

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

oeff.

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Geplaatst op: 14-09-2009 om 18:48.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Alard

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Geplaatst op: 18-09-2009 om 13:02.

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Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

ik vond deze echt heeeeel erg GRAPPIG.

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Alard

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Geplaatst op: 18-09-2009 om 18:48.

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Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

leukkk. gewoon goed.

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andrea hagg

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Geplaatst op: 18-09-2009 om 19:09.

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Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I did'nt wear underwear. FML

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Geplaatst op: 25-09-2009 om 16:04.

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Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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Alard

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Geplaatst op: 30-09-2009 om 12:29.

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Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

zoooo schattig!

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Martin Honings

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Geplaatst op: 30-09-2009 om 12:58. Gewijzigd op 30-09-2009 om 12:59

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Kira zei: Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

Hahaha, wtf?

fml kennende valt het me nog mee dat ze het niet had uitgemaakt...

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Taras T.

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Geplaatst op: 18-01-2010 om 18:49.